Ali wanted me to pass along this heartfelt goodbye message. She couldn’t type it herself because she’s entered the witness protection program and has been relocated to a place with no internet…in Arizona—gosh I hope that doesn’t narrow it down for anyone who’s hunting her for revenge. Anyway:

“Ladies, it’s been a blast! I’ve enjoyed sharing style and shoes with you, and I’ll definitely miss all the ShoeDazzle excitement! I’ve gained invaluable experience here, and made some great friends like Kyle. Now, I’m excited to see where I go next. Wish me luck!” – Ali

Whatever, Ali. Kyle likes me better anyway. I’ll make sure Kyle remembers you every now and then when we’re hanging out, doing tons of fun stuff without you. See ya later Ali-gator!

Love,

Richy T. & Kyle: BFF.